Thursday, December 28, 2006

Prince is a shaved cat. Discuss.




Right, I finally have to make my point here about Prince. He thinks he's sexy, but he's not. Does anyone else in the world see what I see on the cover of 'Lovesexy' (and the merest thought of him being connected to those 2 words makes me feel queasy)??
Ok, imagine you are holding a cat in front of you with one hand, with its legs just dangling and hanging down. Cute on a cat, agreed. Now shave that cat (with your mind's eye). Still quite cute seeing as it's a cat. Now hold up the cover of 'Lovesexy' next to the cat. That's it!! Prince is a SHAVED CAT!!! Does it not make you feel sick??? To me, it's so glaringly obvious that I assume everybody thinks it, but I am finding out that this is not the case. If you have any thoughts on the matter, feel free to comment.


This entry seems to have generated a bit of a noise at prince.org for some reason. And a certain floppy-haired, girl's-voiced, Hugh Grant wannabe can kiss my @ss Jordan Thompson!!

Sunday, December 24, 2006

MERRY XMAS!!


Have a good one, and a quiet Boxing day. I have to work Xmas day :-( but have Boxing day off, and will be doing the family thing. See you in the new year!!

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Muse at Wembley!


Hurrah! I saw them!! And what's more, I have tickets to see them in June 2007 at Wembley, London. I have 2 spares, so if anyone wants to make me an offer, I'm listening. The tickets sold out in about 30 minutes, so get them while you can ;-)

Friday, December 01, 2006

I am in the USA

Sadly, it's nearly time to go home again and back to that horrible place they call 'work'. However, whilst I am still here in Mississippi, I shall continue to party like it's on sale for 19.99
Last week was spent in Georgia where I met some fine people and enjoyed some grand scenery. Hello to Dave Bass and Scott B. And to the others who kindly opened the restaurant at 3am and cooked specially for us until 5am. Nice touch. I will not forget those portobello mushrooms in a hurry. Nor that bruschetta.
This week has been spent in Yazoo City, Mississippi. I have lunched in Louisiana, been driven by a biker dude on the back of a Harley through the Gateway to the Delta (Tatts, Putts, Butts and Sluts....he says it's a biker thing), been to Memphis and Graceland and went to a 'charismatic church', which I assure you, was a) very charismatic, and b) an experience to remember, despite not being able to make out a word the preacher said - A-MEN! Mm-Hmmm...ah say-ud A-MAYEN!!!
Currently running a fever, but I am not letting a little thing like that stop me, no siree. With Tylenol as my guide, I shall make it through.
See y'all later.
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